4 reasons why I could be the rudest person alive...
May 28, 2012
I always completely forget to introduce two people that I know but do not know each other. The conversation is a little bit of a freak of nature. I speak to friend one, then I speak to friend two. I cannot understand why they do not speak freely to one another. Idiot.
I almost always arrive late to everything. This isn't because I want to... I only want to be 'fashionably' late. In my opinion 3 minutes past is fashionable. I know, you're thinking I'm forgetful. I'm not forgetful... I just remember a lot of things at the very last minute.
I always put my elbows on the table. I never understood why people shouldn't do that. I even learned the rhyme... I just have yet to be properly conditioned against the behavior.
{for Cait} I slurp my hot beverages. I had no idea I did this, but the other day my dear friend bursts out "and [so and so] slurps their tea which is really annoying (points finger in my direction) which YOU DO TOO, BY THE WAY"
That was a bit of an insult but we have that kind of relationship. Then, this morning I took a sip of my hot cappuccino.
I did it. I slurped it. Crap.
I'm just lucky I didn't put any money on not being a slurper. I'm not so liquid at the moment.
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